DO you have sex fantasies too embarrassing to admit even to yourself? Here are six blokes you’ve had unwelcome thoughts of shagging:
Supermarket trolley guy
The vacant-looking guy who wheels around the trolleys at the big Sainsbury’s may be one of Britain’s least attractive men, but just look how he handles those snakes of trolleys before ramming them home.
Your dad’s best mate from uni
He lost his hair before you were born and you’ve heard his anecdotes 20 times over, but there’s something about geeky ‘Uncle’ Graham’s confidence and worldly wisdom that makes you feel a little more than simply warm and fuzzy inside. Plus he rolls a decent spliff.
Peppa Pig’s rotund father may be irritatingly hapless and speak in such a plummy voice you want to shake him until his stupid glasses fall off, but part of you wants to make a new man of him in a way Mummy Pig is too busy cooking and being a know-it-all to consider.
Officious train conductor
Did the irresistible click of him punching a hole in your ticket make you wish that it was you between his confident, agile hands? And the uniform turns any sweaty, balding man into a sex god, right? He could shuffle things around in your luggage area any time.
Luigi is taller and has the superior jumping capacity, but it’s Mario’s wiggly moustache and simplicity that makes him somehow irresistible. And who hasn’t had fantasies about shagging a plumber, let alone one you can control as much as your level of ability allows?
A cucumber that listens
When it comes to raw sex appeal, sometimes nothing can beat an inanimate object. Non-judgemental, infinitely patient, never puts QI on when you’re telling it what Hayley said to Grace about your Zara top. No man will ever live up to its bulbous charms.
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