IT is vital that women know what men on the internet think is wrong with their bodies. Here’s how to go about this noble work. Offer constructive criticism Something you might encounter is women not adhering to unrealistic beauty standards. They may be over a certain arbitrary weight – for example, larger than a professional …
BOUGHT a pricey mask, got a Pret subscription, risked your life on public transport – only to be sent home from the office? Here’s how to cope with working in the kitchen again. Take everything from the office home with you Pick up all the files you might conceivably need for the next year. You …
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IT is vital that women know what men on the internet think is wrong with their bodies. Here’s how to go about this noble work. Offer constructive criticism Something you might encounter is women not adhering to unrealistic beauty standards. They may be over a certain arbitrary weight – for example, larger than a professional …
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BOUGHT a pricey mask, got a Pret subscription, risked your life on public transport – only to be sent home from the office? Here’s how to cope with working in the kitchen again. Take everything from the office home with you Pick up all the files you might conceivably need for the next year. You …
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DO you think you’re impressing people by quoting wise sayings? Check they’re not the following overused phrases and you actually sound like a twat. ‘Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake’ Very probably Napoleon, and used by twats to imply they are a brilliant military thinker too. It’s unlikely the self-made Emperor of …
DO you think you’re impressing people by quoting wise sayings? Check they’re not the following overused phrases and you actually sound like a twat. ‘Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake’ Very probably Napoleon, and used by twats to imply they are a brilliant military thinker too. It’s unlikely the self-made Emperor of …
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LOCKDOWN 2 is here, promising to be as good as Ghostbusters 2. These six movies should make you realise being stuck at home again isn’t so bad. Or not: A Quiet Place A family have to live silently in a cellar or be torn limb-from-limb by alien monsters with sensitive hearing. Emily Blunt has to …
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DO you know how long I’ve wanted to be prime minister? My whole life. And I finally get here and what happens? You, the British people, seem determined to ruin it. It was going to be so great. I was going to be walking out into Parliament, firing out quips, passing bills, bamboozling the EU, …
LOCKDOWN 2 is here, promising to be as good as Ghostbusters 2. These six movies should make you realise being stuck at home again isn’t so bad. Or not: A Quiet Place A family have to live silently in a cellar or be torn limb-from-limb by alien monsters with sensitive hearing. Emily Blunt has to …
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DO you know how long I’ve wanted to be prime minister? My whole life. And I finally get here and what happens? You, the British people, seem determined to ruin it. It was going to be so great. I was going to be walking out into Parliament, firing out quips, passing bills, bamboozling the EU, …
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